Shields down!

BANG! The spaceship shook!

"Red alert!" announced the Captain. "Status?"

"We're under attack from random surfers," replied the First Officer. "It's hard to place the transmissions, but it sounds like 'Numa Numa' or 'Ma Ya Hi.'"

"Shields?" asked the Captain.

"Obscurity shields are holding," replied the Tactical Officer. "The surfers are skipping on by the ship."

The crew withstood the barrage for what seemed like months. Then, the attacks slowed. Just when things seemed okay, another alarm blared.

"Captain, while under attack, a single gecko managed to slip in under our shields," the first officer concluded.

"Is he trying to sell us on GEICO insurance?" asked the captain.

"No, he bears a chain survey, asking for your top three answers to each question."

"We're all DOOMED!"

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Your favorite band/artist:
Bands you've probably heard of - Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode
Though not in my Top Three, here are three unknown bands I enjoy - Cosmicity, Crüxshadows, Freezepop

Your hobbies/interests:
Games (board games, card games, RPGs, video and computer games), anime, politics and debate

Things that scare you:
Cold calling, strange noises/vibrations on an aircraft, that brief moment of disorientation when waking up in a hotel room and only knowing you're not home

Your favorite fiction writers:
Harry Turtledove, Clive Cussler, Michael Crichton

Your three celebrity crushes:
Well... there are lots of attractive women in Hollywood and music, but I suspect I couldn't stand being around that culture for long!

What you are wearing right now:
Shorts, print T-Shirt, socks (appropriate for the high temperature inside)

What you want in a relationship:
An intelligent and aware person to talk to, someone to laugh with, someone to share new experiences

Your everyday essentials:
Caffeine, news, e-mail

Your drugs of choice:
Caffeine from soda, caffeine from coffee, caffeine from chocolate

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Since I don't pass on chain communications of any kind, I won't tag anyone, but post a comment if you're willing to continue the chain.