Bush meets ZORK

If you played any text-based adventures in the Stone Age of personal computers, you'll appreciate this recasting of the Bush years. It's written from the wrong political viewpoint, but this format could easily be adapted to criticize any politician.

(That's a challenge for the blogosphere!)

Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.