The world's smallest violin...

is playing for (alleged corporate secrets thief) Joya Williams.

A former Coca-Cola secretary charged with stealing new product samples from her employer and trying to sell the materials to rival Pepsi is so despondent she considered returning to jail to be sure of getting food, medicine and shelter, her lawyer said Monday.

Joya Williams, indicted July 11 along with two men on a federal conspiracy charge, appeared depressed and as though she hadn't eaten in a while during a visit last week with the court-appointed lawyer, Janice Singer.

"She lost everything and she's having a very, very hard emotional time right now to the point of I have grave concerns as to the depths of her despondency," Singer told The Associated Press in a telephone interview.

Maybe, just maybe, she SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO STEAL CORPORATE SECRETS?

Something tells me if she had succeeded in selling these secrets for $50,000, she wouldn't be despondent.