Save the country from Big Shoe!

When Lolita Grabovitch complained yesterday to Trump Tower neighbor Esther Shoppingale about the rapidly escalating price of Jimmy Choo to-die-for pedipretties, she never fathomed that congressional care would come so quickly.

Yet sure enough, by dinner U.S. Senator Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) had announced a wide-ranging investigation into price gouging by shoe designers, shoe stores and shoe leather producers, domestic, foreign and terrorist.

"Who is this Choo, anyway, and how much did he pay himself last year," Schumer snarled. "No one can tell me this leopard print is worth anywhere near $700. It's a slingback and doesn't even have laces. I'm going to drop the other Rockport on this, and if President Bush is involved, well, that's what Impeachment is for. We all know who is to blame for this outrage."

Check out the rest of this hilarious spoof from CFIF.